Scoones 

Dollars. Money

I only have 5 scoones in my wallet

Scoones by PoontAnger1974 January 7, 2017

Great Scones! 

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter

"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"

Great Scones! by Why Try? March 8, 2004

soonest 

As quickly as is reasonable.

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."

soonest by Bilham April 6, 2014

Scones 

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers

I find your scones offensive to my eyes

Scones by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Soonest 

The earliest next opportunity. Grammatically superlative variation of the word soon.

(E.g. as a conclusion to an email) Charles will get back to you soonest.

Soonest by rakibo February 26, 2020

Toilet Scones 

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

Toilet Scones by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

Scooney

The roll call of the Pershing Rifles.

As with other fraternities and societies, the definition is unknown to non-initiates.

Everyday Use:
- What up, frat?
- SCOONEY!

Party Use:
- Damn, she's got a fat ass.
- S-C-O...!
- O-N-E-Y...!

Scooney by Been2America March 17, 2010