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(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."
soonest by Bilham April 6, 2014
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The earliest next opportunity. Grammatically superlative variation of the word soon.
(E.g. as a conclusion to an email) Charles will get back to you soonest.
Soonest by rakibo February 26, 2020

least said, soonest mended 

a difficult situation will be resolved more quickly if there is no more discussion of it.
"It's best to follow the advice of 'least said, soonest mended' and not rehash the same disagreements we've been over multiple times. Let's focus on finding a constructive solution rather than dwelling on past mistakes."

stonestreet 

A human being soaked in the waters of victory for all of eternity. He or she puts chumps in their place and triumphs over all.
Damn, that stonestreet took out the whole team in like two seconds
stonestreet by Conners February 17, 2008

Royal Sonesta 

The act of authoritatively penetrating a woman while recording the dirty deed, consent optional.
Dude I met a chick at a bar last night, ended up giving her the Royal Sonesta treatment. She loved it.
Royal Sonesta by Classy Glasses December 12, 2018

stonesta 

a stoner who:

A: has reefer carefully growing in his/her closet
B: takes all precautions when growing this plant
C: is too impatient to let the bud dry so uses the microwave for a quick fix
"Man, you such a stonesta"

"whats his problem?"
"dont mind him. hes just a stonesta..."
stonesta by briel and nikki March 10, 2007
Preposition, The way my friend Billy refers to when something is going to happen, a combination of soon and to.
We is soonsta get a bite fer supper!
Soonsta by H@tch, j April 6, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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