SLOONES 

SLOONES (plural) - Second life Tycoons, the most glittery and successful amongst the ever expanding numbers of long term second lifers , the virtual version of the notoriously flamboyant and illustrious Sloanes of the real world.

SLOONE (singular)

Mia Q

Wow, how much effort and entrepreneurial skill did it take you to join the SLOONES?

Suzi A

Enough, but it's so worth it, and what fun it is, loads of hard work of coarse!!

Mia Q

Would you be offended if I asked you how much you're worth?

Suzi A

You could ask and I wouldn't be offended, but I'd leave you guessing!

SLOONES by Aviglitter January 14, 2008

soonest 

As quickly as is reasonable.

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."

soonest by Bilham April 6, 2014

Soonest 

The earliest next opportunity. Grammatically superlative variation of the word soon.

(E.g. as a conclusion to an email) Charles will get back to you soonest.

Soonest by rakibo February 26, 2020

Sloanes 

A term used to describe young rich, upper/ middle class people. They usually go to public or private school, enjoy playing/ watching polo, sailing, and rugby. The girls enjoy shopping in London and hang around King's Road, Notting Hill and High Street Kensington.

The girls can be spotted by their:
Ridiculously backcombed hair, often with a massive side parting near their ears. If the hair's tied up it's in a very messy ponytail or loose knot
Clothing by Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Ralph Lauren
Large belts
Massive over-sized sunglasses
Countless amounts of big bangles
Footless tights, denim mini skirt and Ugg boots
Abercrombie and Fitch or Jack Wills jogging botttoms tucked into their Ugg boots
Skinny Jeans
Long often ratty looking cardigans
Over sized JW or A&F jumpers
Ballet pumps
Big set of Faux pearls
Pashminas
Polo/rugy shirts with the collars turned up
Loud, fast speech, saying 'yah' alot

The boys can be spotted weaing:
Any item of clothing by Ralph Lauren, Jack Wills or Abercrombie and Fitch
Polo/ rugby shirts with the collars turned up
Brown loafers
Chinos

Names include: Harriet (Hats), Charlotte (Charls), Camilla (Mills), Emily (Ems), Antonia (Ants), Victoria (Tors/Tory), Olivia (Livs), Julia (Jules), Rupert, Sebastian, Jeremy (Jez), William (Wills)

Those girls are such sloanes.

(Normal people talking about sloanes)

"Shall we go shopping down the KR darls?"
"Yah! I've seen a new hoodie in Jack Wills it's sooooo fit!"

(Two sloanes talking to each other)

Sloanes by Tiegs March 9, 2008

Absolute-slowness 

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

Absolute-slowness by asteroth February 24, 2010

slowness 

the act of being slow

used on its own... if it takes a while for someone to get something... Slowness!!!

slowness by Nameless July 21, 2003

slowness 

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob. Usually described with a hand motion in the lower region of one's body

She gave me slowness last night (with hand motion)

slowness by OT herb June 26, 2009