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schwoogies 

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:
Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.
schwoogies by fennec2009 May 21, 2008
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Schwoops 

Pronounced (Sha-whoops) The act of verbally expressing ones excitement. It can be used at the beginning or end of any sentence and also can be used in the context of a question. But, it is commonly used in the act of celebration or accomplishment. For instance, making a cup in a game of beer pong.
Yo dude I just got that hotties number. Schwoops!
Schwoops?... You [aight man?
JOHNNY JUST SCORED THE GAME WINNING GOAL SCHWOOPSS!

schwoonhoggle

To cheat, hoodwink, swindle, defraud or otherwise screw someone else.
Oh man, I'm out $100 after responding to that email offering to enlarge my penis. I was totally schwoonhoggled by that asshat!
schwoonhoggle by Ralniv June 19, 2015

Schwoogie 

of negroid roots, negroidus ,see mooncricket
Two schwoogies broke into my house and stole my tv
Schwoogie by pete. September 11, 2005
to steal object of any source, such as a friends chair as he leaves to use the bathroom or a $5,000 necklace its all the same
my car stereo got shwooped on, they cut it clear out
scwoop by nor-cal March 7, 2004

Scwoofin 

When someone or something is out of pocket.
"Jit SCWOOFIN!"