schwoog

One engaged to load, unload, transport, move, or carry goods, equipment, and stage property in the employment of others for little or no compensation or the barter of baubles, trinkets, and alcohol. They may also be charged with the procurement of selected items, memorabilia, souvenirs, and companionship for both their employers and themselves. Schwoogs tend to operate in a stealthy, undetectable manner. Most often employed by a minstrel troupe or other (professional) entertainers.

The guitarist told the schwoog, "After you unload the amps, bring me something blue to drink."

by Das Schwoog April 28, 2006

schwoog

n. Marijuana of a poor quality.
Poorly constructed, decrepit.
adj. Schwoogey.

Where did you get this terrible schwoog?
That car is so schwoogey. Look at that schwoog.

by DrewZee May 09, 2003

Schwoog

Term used to describe ignorant individuals

Look at all those schwoogs getting ready to come into the store.

by Abigschwoog July 14, 2004

Schwoog

(n) Someone who is cheap and/or unfair constantly; uses friends. A freeloader.

Going to someones house constantly, drinking their beer, then going to their house with beer and not sharing.

"He's such a schwoog. He always drinks our beer but then never shares his own."

by ukoru December 14, 2008

schwooged

stole, took derived from the words schwoog and schwoogie

Dirk Nowiitski schwooged that game last night from the Heat.

Somebody just schwooged all my money from my wallet.

by unocuatro November 14, 2011

Schwooge Piece

Not all people of negro decent are a "Schwooge Piece". Piece of shit schwoogies are a "Schwooge Piece"!

My best friend is black but I hate this "Schwooge Piece" who lives next to me!

by Bulldog951 December 07, 2010

Schwoog

Noun. A person whose presence actively takes more than it gives.

Darryl is such a schwoog, he always shows up without money to the bar but it was his idea.

by MainlineMadam February 09, 2023