schwoog 

One engaged to load, unload, transport, move, or carry goods, equipment, and stage property in the employment of others for little or no compensation or the barter of baubles, trinkets, and alcohol. They may also be charged with the procurement of selected items, memorabilia, souvenirs, and companionship for both their employers and themselves. Schwoogs tend to operate in a stealthy, undetectable manner. Most often employed by a minstrel troupe or other (professional) entertainers.

The guitarist told the schwoog, "After you unload the amps, bring me something blue to drink."

schwoog by Das Schwoog April 28, 2006

Schwoog 

Term used to describe ignorant individuals

Look at all those schwoogs getting ready to come into the store.

Schwoog by Abigschwoog July 14, 2004

Schwoog 

(n) Someone who is cheap and/or unfair constantly; uses friends. A freeloader.

Going to someones house constantly, drinking their beer, then going to their house with beer and not sharing.

"He's such a schwoog. He always drinks our beer but then never shares his own."

Schwoog by ukoru December 14, 2008

schwoog 

n. Marijuana of a poor quality.
Poorly constructed, decrepit.
adj. Schwoogey.

Where did you get this terrible schwoog?
That car is so schwoogey. Look at that schwoog.

schwoog by DrewZee May 9, 2003

Schwoog 

Noun. A person whose presence actively takes more than it gives.

Darryl is such a schwoog, he always shows up without money to the bar but it was his idea.

Schwoog by MainlineMadam February 9, 2023

schnoogling 

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Boogidy Shwoogidy

meaning an enlightened feeling, happy or sad, obtained by smoking herbal supplement(s).

As Justin said to Tom in 2007 at Altoona, "Yo Tom, Boogidy Shwoogidy!"

Boogidy Shwoogidy by J_dog January 19, 2008