Definitions by Ralniv
Carpet Surfing
When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
Carpet Surfing by Ralniv August 26, 2023
puggin
(Verb) Chilling with one or more pugs. Word can be modified with other dog breeds, but may not sound right (e.g., shih tzu'in)
schwoonhoggle
Oh man, I'm out $100 after responding to that email offering to enlarge my penis. I was totally schwoonhoggled by that asshat!
schwoonhoggle by Ralniv June 19, 2015