Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ralniv

Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men

Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.

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(Verb) Chilling with one or more pugs. Word can be modified with other dog breeds, but may not sound right (e.g., shih tzu'in)

After work I like puggin on the couch while watching TV

puggin by Ralniv December 19, 2018

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To cheat, hoodwink, swindle, defraud or otherwise screw someone else.

Oh man, I'm out $100 after responding to that email offering to enlarge my penis. I was totally schwoonhoggled by that asshat!

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