Schwoob 

A person who sucks the farts out of dead chickens.

Brittany: I'M DATING KEEFE!
Allie: You mean the schwoob down the street?
Brittany: Kissing him taste like chicken booty.

Schwoob by Yellerpuss June 8, 2010

Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013

schwoogies 

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:

Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.

schwoogies by fennec2009 May 21, 2008

Schwoops 

Pronounced (Sha-whoops) The act of verbally expressing ones excitement. It can be used at the beginning or end of any sentence and also can be used in the context of a question. But, it is commonly used in the act of celebration or accomplishment. For instance, making a cup in a game of beer pong.

Yo dude I just got that hotties number. Schwoops!
Schwoops?... You [aight man?
JOHNNY JUST SCORED THE GAME WINNING GOAL SCHWOOPSS!

Schwoops by kinger and muscle beach July 23, 2010

schwoonhoggle

To cheat, hoodwink, swindle, defraud or otherwise screw someone else.

Oh man, I'm out $100 after responding to that email offering to enlarge my penis. I was totally schwoonhoggled by that asshat!

schwoonhoggle by Ralniv June 19, 2015

schooberry 

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.

schooberry by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017

Schnoob

Our word for weed or for smoking weed. it can be either a noun or a verb.

Noun: "Do you have any Schnoob?"
Verb: "I've got a joint...let's Schnoob." or "Not right now, we're schnoobing."

Schnoob by Crazy Legs 1966 March 22, 2017