schmoob 

a term used to describe someone in an affectionate way...whether the person has been silly or is very dear to you. Schmoob is also known as (sweetheart).

Ahh bless you're such a schmoob

schmoob by *-* August 12, 2005

Schmoob 

It is the residue left over when you don't wipe the nut of your girlfriend's boobs.

Yo I heard Toomp found some Schmoob on his girl.

Schmoob by TOomp March 11, 2021

Schmoob 

When Someone or something is physically or mentally clumsy or silly

Mike was real schmoob when he fell yesterday

Schmoob by Schmoob March 27, 2015

schmoob 

Smoother than smooth

Schmoob is smoother than smooth

schmoob by darthcatbus October 4, 2016

Schmoob 

Tiny man boobs that typically jiggle when you come into contact with them. Usually men can lactate out of them.

James got schmoobs.

Schmoob by Bennett Dover October 23, 2019

Schmoob 

One with an inability to lose their virginity. Often due to a sexual or physical impairment.

“Hey, look at that schmoob over there!”
“What a loser. I bet he gets no bitches.”

Schmoob by NecroTits March 22, 2021

schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)

dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?

schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022