9 definitions by Crazy Legs 1966
Noun: "Do you have any Schnoob?"
Verb: "I've got a joint...let's Schnoob." or "Not right now, we're schnoobing."
Verb: "I've got a joint...let's Schnoob." or "Not right now, we're schnoobing."
by Crazy Legs 1966 March 22, 2017
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Noun, the current crop of man bun, skinny jeans protestor who blocks streets and acts tough in a group, but gets knocked out when they try and go 1 on 1.
Vet 1: Did you see that stupid punk who tried to grab Vet 3s Trump sign?
Vet 2: Do you mean the one laying over there crying?
Vet 1: That's...him?
Vet 2: He's just a little terrorista. Nothing to worry with.
Vet 2: Do you mean the one laying over there crying?
Vet 1: That's...him?
Vet 2: He's just a little terrorista. Nothing to worry with.
by Crazy Legs 1966 November 29, 2019
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What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.
Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.
by Crazy Legs 1966 November 17, 2017
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What Don Lemon called Chris Cuomo on national Telivision and then tried to pretend he didn't know what it meant.
"Don't be a Chicken Head." (Pregnant pause) "I don't know what that means. I just said it. I have no idea.
by Crazy Legs 1966 December 06, 2018
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Pulling a Drew Brees, or Pulling a Drew for short means to take back everything you said and apologize if someone starts giving you grief about what you said. Past tense:Pulled a Drew Brees
Man 1: Carl said some stuff in the meeting that I don't think will go over very well.
Woman: You are right. In fact, as soon as someone called him on it, he was Pulling a Drew Brees and falling all over himself apologizing.
Man 2: I heard that his WIFE even called up here trying to help him out.
Woman: You are right. In fact, as soon as someone called him on it, he was Pulling a Drew Brees and falling all over himself apologizing.
Man 2: I heard that his WIFE even called up here trying to help him out.
by Crazy Legs 1966 June 12, 2020
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Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020
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So much drama and tragedy rolled into one...or, in other words: drama+tragedy=drajity because people would constantly sound the g like a hard g, as in geyser, goat, Gollum instead of a soft g as in tragedy, gym, Nazi Germany. Hence: Drajity instead of dragity.
This whole "He's not MY president!" , protesting, Lego, Coloring Book, Etc., Safety Room horseshit is just another example of libabsurd drajity
by Crazy Legs 1966 December 12, 2016
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