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Schwandt

A human of the male species, who applies his physical strength in order to carry out numerous rapes, whether in his hometown, or on holiday with a group of friends.
'Gareth is a Schwandt'
by Sleaford January 17, 2012
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Caleb Schwandt

Caleb Schwandt is a fucking whore who likes to mess with girls’ feelings he doesn’t care about anyone but himself and he’s the worst person like ever because he doesn’t care about people who care about him only the ones who couldn’t care less about him and legit hate him. But just Caleb schwandts because Caleb Rivers is hot.
by Bigdaddyllama April 30, 2019
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schrandt

He almost schrandted a girl yesterday--he was fingering her and she actually stopped breathing
by Libby Barker October 16, 2007
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Schwantz

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".
I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)
by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009
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schwantz

A slang term for male genitalia
I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.
by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005
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Schwendtke

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.
“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”
by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019
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schwanstugel

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.
Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."
by The Squid August 5, 2008
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