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Caleb Schwandt 

Caleb Schwandt is a fucking whore who likes to mess with girls’ feelings he doesn’t care about anyone but himself and he’s the worst person like ever because he doesn’t care about people who care about him only the ones who couldn’t care less about him and legit hate him. But just Caleb schwandts because Caleb Rivers is hot.
Caleb Schwandt by Bigdaddyllama April 30, 2019

schrandt 

He almost schrandted a girl yesterday--he was fingering her and she actually stopped breathing
schrandt by Libby Barker October 16, 2007

Schwantz 

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".
I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)
Schwantz by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009

schwantz 

A slang term for male genitalia
I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.
schwantz by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005

Schwendtke 

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.
“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”
Schwendtke by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019

schwanstugel 

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.
Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."
schwanstugel by The Squid August 5, 2008