schwanster
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Schwasted
Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
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schwagster
1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
schwagster by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007
Shwastered
it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.
Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009
Patrick Schwastey
When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.
Patrick Schwastey by Wastey Face January 7, 2011
Schnapsterbate
Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.
You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!
Schnapsterbate by Rusty Zippenstien August 8, 2010
Schwasted Scale
A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.
10 --- Schwasted
5 --- Half way there
1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
10 --- Schwasted
5 --- Half way there
1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
Schwasted Scale by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009