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Schwendtke 

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.
“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”
Schwendtke by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019
Words you can keep

Schwenke 

While it means "Swing Left" in German, it is also the last name of one of the coolest super heroes to roam the world. That would be the Schwank Tank. His first name has been kept secret since every super hero keeps their name secret.
Schwenke is the coolest cat I know.
Schwenke by David Schwenke June 5, 2008

Schwenked 

Verb-
1.To be owned by, in relation to, or not at all, by Mr. Schwenk (God Bless His Name) or any one els.
2. To become extreemly angry or happy at something or someone.

Noun-
3. to refer to a Faux Hawk in any way.
1. "hey Gick you just got Schwenked!" "shut up man!"
2. *fail test* "Schwenk this!"
3. "hey diggin the Schwenk cut!"
Schwenked by Doctorspaz May 15, 2011

SGT SCHWENKE

A Reserve Soldier known for loathsome and annoying behavior. Most often this individual is a chaplain's assistant known more affectionately as Chap-Ass. Notable characteristics include: odd behavior and antics,
agitating remarks, all around goofy appearance.

The most prominent individual known to possess these traits is Chap-Ass SGT Schwenke
of Fort Benning, GA legend.
chap ass is sgt Schwenke or Schwenke-san

Schwerdtfeger

-An asshole that masturbates too much to fat porn, has long curly hair, doesn't shave his pubes, and refers to poop & penis jokes way to much.



"My dad said all I have to do in life is succeed in become a Schwerdtfeger and he would die happy."
Schwerdtfeger by Alfred Lloyd October 8, 2008

Schwenker 

A piece of meat, mostly used in the German state of Saarland, also applicable as an insult.
"Hey you got some more schwenkers on the grill?"

"Bro... You're such a fucking schwenker."
Schwenker by Michaesine August 19, 2017

schwendeled 

This is when you are screwed out of something in a buisness type relationship by someone in the devils control. Such as laywers,bankers,and insurance people. The said screwing is usually but not limited to money and precious stones. Although they will claim to be the chosen people they are not to be trusted. They can be identified by their loss of hair and weight,extreme agitation,confusion,and in rare cases talking in tounges,extreme profanity,and possible homosexuality. Avoid these people and situations at all costs.
When my insurance rates went up, my agent got a new watch. I think I am being schwendeled.
schwendeled by davidwaters November 26, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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