Schwandered

Verb.
The act of having your girlfriend taken

I was with her for 4 years and I got Schwandered.

by wvratchet November 17, 2009

Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

by schwammered June 5, 2010

Schlanderer

A very big penis

Markie has a Schlanderer

by MarkOBoii June 18, 2021

schwastered

the act of getting extremly drunk

You were so schwastered last night

by jukshe March 17, 2009

schwander

One who bums rides off friends because he is too lazy to get his liscence

I hate driving him around all the time, he's such a Schwander

by Kobe!! June 16, 2015

schwendeled

This is when you are screwed out of something in a buisness type relationship by someone in the devils control. Such as laywers,bankers,and insurance people. The said screwing is usually but not limited to money and precious stones. Although they will claim to be the chosen people they are not to be trusted. They can be identified by their loss of hair and weight,extreme agitation,confusion,and in rare cases talking in tounges,extreme profanity,and possible homosexuality. Avoid these people and situations at all costs.

When my insurance rates went up, my agent got a new watch. I think I am being schwendeled.

by davidwaters November 26, 2012

schwaggered

A state of intoxication to the point where you have a one night stand and pass out prior to kicikng that individual out the house and wake up in the morning questioning whether or not you just slept with that...

I woke up this morning and saw what was layin next 2 me....all I can say is I was schwaggered last night

by Vanilla Queen September 21, 2013