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schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

Scwanking 

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking
Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.
Scwanking by rantallen June 2, 2011

Schwarbington bear 

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.
1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

Schwanking 

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.
Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!
Schwanking by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

Schwabing Canaring Garber 

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.
Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...

shtanding 

When Jimmy walked into the public restroom, he saw Jerry shtanding in the corner because the stalls were occupied.
shtanding by Truthsquad1 December 5, 2014