2 definitions by Djhellnaw
A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.
“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”
by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019
When a “bro” smashes his chest muscles together and looks like cleavage. Or, the term can also refer to when a males pants hang low and the upper lobes of the buttocks are showing halfway, also simulating large breasts (thought at times covered in hirsute/ hair). The term could replace “plumbers crack,” except these smashed muscles are alluring asking to to be motor-boated or even tiddy-fucked.
“Dude, did you see that big grey hair growing out of Donnie’s brovage in that tank top?” Or “His brovage makes me want to Motor. Boat. That. Ass!
by Djhellnaw August 8, 2022