Definitions by Djhellnaw
Brovage
When a “bro” smashes his chest muscles together and looks like cleavage. Or, the term can also refer to when a males pants hang low and the upper lobes of the buttocks are showing halfway, also simulating large breasts (thought at times covered in hirsute/ hair). The term could replace “plumbers crack,” except these smashed muscles are alluring asking to to be motor-boated or even tiddy-fucked.
Schwendtke
A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.
“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”
Schwendtke by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019