An extraordinary tiny penis arising as a result of "fallus parvus," an STD infection that originated in Cambodia. The disease can be carried by women but the symptoms only affect men.
Dropping one or multiple sugar cubes down the back of a mans pants in an exposed butt crack in hopes the sweat and hair create a griddy, syrupy and scratchy mess. Sometimes for recreation, can be used as a torture mechanism.
Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.
Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?
Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.