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Schurink 

An extraordinary tiny penis arising as a result of "fallus parvus," an STD infection that originated in Cambodia. The disease can be carried by women but the symptoms only affect men.
"Hey, how was last night?
- Omg, he had a schurink!"
Schurink by Revenge! April 14, 2009
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schuringa 

To show excitement/dissapointment. Or to describe a person behind their back ( such as a kid behind you in math class that is creepy.)
Oh schuringa shake that ass. Or Schuringa is creeping all over. Or Oh schuringa I'm hyped for tonight!
schuringa by sick shit sean June 27, 2008
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Schuring 

Schuring is when a Prostitute hires another prostitute and refuses to pay her.
I was schuring last night, my boyfriend was so pissed
Schuring by missawesomegirl November 6, 2011
Schurik is the russian type of man who is born to control the world
Schurik has no description
schurik by Schurik November 8, 2017
n. slang for a psychologist, psychiatrist, or other mental health professional who conducts psychotherapy.
"I don't wanna go to a schrink" - Я не хочу идти к мозгоправу
Schrink by yanix May 9, 2024
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