Schroon

Another way to say “spread out.” in an unorganized manner

As well as describing someone out and the about in their day in the movement of their walk

Along with being a name of a lake that nobody cares about

"The deck of cards schroon around the table, as if a trio just got done playing."

"Sally schroons around the sidewalk after being sick."

by CrackerHeader October 25, 2022

schroender

A YouTuber who is an expert in all things Sorabji. He is nice and friendly, and likes Sorabji's music.

schroender made a new piece and it's called H

by YagizIsMySoup August 16, 2021

schoony

an utter delight; a truly attractive girl.

-did you see that schoony last night?
- are you kidding? how could i miss her. she was the best looking girl here.

by Your Friend March 11, 2007

schwoonhoggle

To cheat, hoodwink, swindle, defraud or otherwise screw someone else.

Oh man, I'm out $100 after responding to that email offering to enlarge my penis. I was totally schwoonhoggled by that asshat!

by Ralniv June 19, 2015

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

schoon

A general term which may be used in place of any noun or verb or to describe literally anything or anyone.

"Yer ma's a wee schoon"
"My names ________, but you can just call me big daddy schoon"
"Excuse me waiter, do you serve gluten-free schoons?"

by Bigdaddyschoon August 9, 2020

corn schooner

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008