Scroops are derived from the word unscrupulous. They are a form of intangible currency. You cannot touch them, smell them, or see them, but you can most certainly have them. Scroops are like a man's currency for lewd/ridiculous acts he commits. Scroops can be wagered, gained, and lost, and they can be given to a man out of nothing if he has earned them. Scroops are very valuable, so no one has more than about one hundred of them. Use them wisely.

If a man goes to a dance with a girl he doesn't like, and gets way too drunk so he forgets it, and then he punches an EMT in the face before getting transported to the hospital, and gets his emergency room nut, he earns Scroops. If a man busts all over a girls face when she asked him not to, he earns Scroops. Men can wager their Scroops, and must honor the bet no matter the outcome.

Scroops by MikeVicksPitbull December 8, 2009

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Scroonch

(Surreal Memes) To scroonh someone is to compress their existance sphere to the point where they A) collapse in on themselves and form a black hole or B) so they transcend dimensional or reality planes thus changing their form and nature into something different.

You are sentenced to death by scroonching.

Scroonch by Aust January 15, 2018

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ScroonchPig

The act of being absurdly obnoxious. Usually used in parts of Great Britan

Guy1: "You are rather Scroonchpig"
Guy2: "That's very Scroonchpig innit

ScroonchPig by NeptuneWasHere March 11, 2023

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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