scroons

A scroons is a little bitch with bad physique

That Timmy kid is such a scroons, he needs to hit the weight room hard

by tweardy December 7, 2006

Scroons

Money, loot, or some type of earnings

I just made 50 scroons my nigga

by Thiainbse December 28, 2016

Scroos

A person who enjoys life and has a large brain capacity which is ironic as this term is derived from "a loose screw"

"Hey Scroos! What did you get for question 2 in the Maths test?"

by xyzabc123 March 14, 2009

Scroon juice

A mix of raccoon and scraps of lettuce mixed in a blender. Packed with protein.

Dude scroon juice is so damn good, I could run all day thanks to it.

by T_dono09 December 6, 2018

Scroops

Scroops are derived from the word unscrupulous. They are a form of intangible currency. You cannot touch them, smell them, or see them, but you can most certainly have them. Scroops are like a man's currency for lewd/ridiculous acts he commits. Scroops can be wagered, gained, and lost, and they can be given to a man out of nothing if he has earned them. Scroops are very valuable, so no one has more than about one hundred of them. Use them wisely.

If a man goes to a dance with a girl he doesn't like, and gets way too drunk so he forgets it, and then he punches an EMT in the face before getting transported to the hospital, and gets his emergency room nut, he earns Scroops. If a man busts all over a girls face when she asked him not to, he earns Scroops. Men can wager their Scroops, and must honor the bet no matter the outcome.

by MikeVicksPitbull December 8, 2009

Scroonch

(Surreal Memes) To scroonh someone is to compress their existance sphere to the point where they A) collapse in on themselves and form a black hole or B) so they transcend dimensional or reality planes thus changing their form and nature into something different.

You are sentenced to death by scroonching.

by Aust January 15, 2018

ScroonchPig

The act of being absurdly obnoxious. Usually used in parts of Great Britan

Guy1: "You are rather Scroonchpig"
Guy2: "That's very Scroonchpig innit

by NeptuneWasHere March 11, 2023