Schqueets 

A rather short and pasty type shit , usually occurring when u eat fresh or non processed food

“Ooo my buddy Fabio just ripped a “Schqueets” in the next stall

Schqueets by average al November 22, 2021

Heebity Squeets 

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.

Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.

Heebity Squeets by RageKage August 27, 2006

squeets mcgraw 

a status achieved when one is: cute, squishy, thoughtfull, silly, funny, redneck, handyman.

ur such a squeets mcgraw! thx squeets mcgraw!

squeets mcgraw by charletakiss x January 1, 2010

Schveets 

Poop; Something gotten rid of; Garbage

Fro: You Smell like Schveets
Xavier: Really? Gross i need to take a shower
Fro: Defenitly Dog

Schveets by dogggyboy67 May 27, 2009

Schqueef 

The sound someone makes when they queef but accidently shit themselves because they queefed so hard.

Katey just schqueefed.

Eww that smells... did she just schqueef her pants.

Schqueef by youremail April 12, 2011

Schquetta

God's gift to humanity; the pinnacle of exceptionality; the closest earthbound thing to perfection that exists; a demi-god

Try to Schquetta your way through life

Schquetta by Fvckoff1000 December 20, 2016