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Heebity Squeets 

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.
Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.
Heebity Squeets by RageKage August 27, 2006

squeets mcgraw 

a status achieved when one is: cute, squishy, thoughtfull, silly, funny, redneck, handyman.
ur such a squeets mcgraw! thx squeets mcgraw!
squeets mcgraw by charletakiss x January 1, 2010

Schveets 

Poop; Something gotten rid of; Garbage
Fro: You Smell like Schveets
Xavier: Really? Gross i need to take a shower
Fro: Defenitly Dog
Schveets by dogggyboy67 May 27, 2009

Schqueef 

The sound someone makes when they queef but accidently shit themselves because they queefed so hard.
Katey just schqueefed.

Eww that smells... did she just schqueef her pants.
Schqueef by youremail April 12, 2011
God's gift to humanity; the pinnacle of exceptionality; the closest earthbound thing to perfection that exists; a demi-god
Try to Schquetta your way through life
Schquetta by Fvckoff1000 December 20, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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