God's gift to humanity; the pinnacle of exceptionality; the closest earthbound thing to perfection that exists; a demi-god
by Fvckoff1000 December 20, 2016
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by Dark_oracle August 22, 2006
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Bill: Damnit Derek, you are the worst roommate I have ever had. Every damn day I come home the trash is full of your schuetts. It makes our dorm reek of a mixture of ammonia and dry spinach
Derek: Sorry man, I haven't had much luck with the whole "finding women" thing...
Derek: Sorry man, I haven't had much luck with the whole "finding women" thing...
by speedomannohomo December 23, 2011
Get the Schuett mug.when having sex, the guy pulls out, and cums in a trumpet. After cumming, he plays "when the saints go marching in," splattering the jizz on the girls face.
Kristin: I have when the saints go marching in stuck in my head...
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!
by Kalison November 7, 2007
Get the dirty schuetter mug.A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.
Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020
Get the Ashton Schluetter mug.What characters in StarWars say when they want to swear but can't because George Lucas is trying to appeal to a family audience.
George Lucas is a schutta.
by pimpwinnie May 13, 2005
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