Schquetta

God's gift to humanity; the pinnacle of exceptionality; the closest earthbound thing to perfection that exists; a demi-god

Try to Schquetta your way through life

Schquetta by Fvckoff1000 December 20, 2016

schutta 

An extremely insulting and derogatory Twi'lekian term. Not to be used lightly.

"That's the last time you spill my drink, schutta."

schutta by TK-423 July 16, 2008

schutta 

the George lucas version of shithead/asshole. origins may be somewhere along the outer rim planets.

"I'm looking for the lousy schutta who stole my hydrospanner"

schutta by Dark_oracle August 22, 2006

Schuett

Another word for a cum rag

Bill: Damnit Derek, you are the worst roommate I have ever had. Every damn day I come home the trash is full of your schuetts. It makes our dorm reek of a mixture of ammonia and dry spinach

Derek: Sorry man, I haven't had much luck with the whole "finding women" thing...

Schuett by speedomannohomo December 23, 2011

dirty schuetter 

when having sex, the guy pulls out, and cums in a trumpet. After cumming, he plays "when the saints go marching in," splattering the jizz on the girls face.

Kristin: I have when the saints go marching in stuck in my head...
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!

dirty schuetter by Kalison November 7, 2007

Ashton Schluetter 

A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.

Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!

Ashton Schluetter by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020

schutta 

What characters in StarWars say when they want to swear but can't because George Lucas is trying to appeal to a family audience.

George Lucas is a schutta.

schutta by pimpwinnie May 13, 2005