Schqueef

The sound someone makes when they queef but accidently shit themselves because they queefed so hard.

Katey just schqueefed.

Eww that smells... did she just schqueef her pants.

by youremail April 12, 2011

Schueef

Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter

Dude, I was with Becky last night and she schueefed on my sheets. I'm never gonna get that shit stain out.

by BadJack(2)(12)(6) June 26, 2010

Shqueef

When a girl queefs so hard she shits herself

"That girl is so gross! She shqueefed all over me last night!"

by JustYourAverageZombie June 10, 2016

scqueef

Usually associated with bat wings and those with a hairless scrotum, a scqueef (a male queef) occurs when the scrotum becomes attached to the inner thigh, usually due to excessive sweating, and traps a pocket of air. The trapped air is forcibly removed, while walking or jogging, from its scrotal pocket creating a farting sound. Scqueefs are imppossible to predict.

Dude, I totally scqueefed when I walked by heather's desk. She probably thinks I farted. They nees to turn down the heat in here!

by Hayden Bond April 8, 2006

Schqueets

A rather short and pasty type shit , usually occurring when u eat fresh or non processed food

“Ooo my buddy Fabio just ripped a “Schqueets” in the next stall

by average al November 22, 2021