Schploingo 

A statement of expression following something remarkably absurd; Can also be used to define such absurd things.

John: My friend just said he had the ability to phase through poles
Dave: Oh, you mean the Schploingo Effect?
John: What..? The fuck?

Schploingo by notdanjels May 17, 2022

schproing 

The sound a jack-in-the-box makes when opened.
The sound that something springy and tightly bound makes when it is finally released.

His dork popped outta his buttoned fly with a mighty schproing when sexy Sadie strolled by.

schproing by Tentmakerjohn October 6, 2005

schplino 

A slur for a man who is very immature and begs for attention yet manages to somehow have friends and a multitude of hoes, usually a highschool student. Acts very gay on occasion.

Wow, look at that schplino over there, touching his little brother again.

schplino by Bagod December 27, 2021

schlongoloid 

Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends

*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill

schlongoloid by Esseman420 January 10, 2021

Schlingott 

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.

Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.

Schlingott by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021

Schlongology 

The study and research of the all mighty SCHLONG! Its uses and purposes.

Chad: "Hey dude whats class do you have 4th block?
Adame: "Schlongology with Mr. Eda."

Schlongology by They call me Franny June 3, 2009

schpling 

Schpling is a word used when talking about something that is good and random ,it is used by people aged roughly 12 and is popular with those of more of a grunger or skater type of person in a situationlike when you find something out which you randomly like.

yaarrggghhhh that is schpling

schpling by plodge December 26, 2004