Schlongolia

The gay part of Mongolia.

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

Schlongolia by chuck van d December 2, 2007

outer shpongolia

The tripped-out hallucinatory realm of world fusion trance band Shpongle.

Outer Shpongolia…a place of well being, and reflective surfaces, morphing like an Anacondas skin and shimmering like a million color changing squid, at fifty fathoms.

outer shpongolia by WorldFusionRadio.com January 10, 2012

schlongoloid 

Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends

*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill

schlongoloid by Esseman420 January 10, 2021

Shpongolia 

A state or a place that is not located in our 3 dimensional plane and/or can't be precieved normally with our 5 senses.

Usually defined as an other vibration frequency of the universe that can be explored, similar to a radio or tv channel that you can tap into with meditation, psychedelics.

When our mortal body dies and our spirit is untattered from our flesh and bones now has the the possibility for navigating other realms of our infinite universe.

I once ate a quart of mushrooms and went on a journey to Shpongolia.

Shpongolia by Psyentric January 5, 2012

Schlongology 

The study and research of the all mighty SCHLONG! Its uses and purposes.

Chad: "Hey dude whats class do you have 4th block?
Adame: "Schlongology with Mr. Eda."

Schlongology by They call me Franny June 3, 2009

Schlongohaulic 

When a woman (or a man) has an addiction to shlong(s) (penis).

"I was getting my schlong sucked by some woman I just met at the public health department." "She would not let go of me until I dropped every drop of my spunk at the back of her throat." "Her four children were constantly asking their mother why they coulden't turn around and see what she was doing. She was clearly a Schlongohaulic."

Schlongohaulic by deadhorsey January 25, 2010

Schlongulitus 

Cousin to the syndrome known as Dongulitus. Schlongulitus is characterized by the subject's resemblance of a schlong.

Did you see that shirt Brooks was wearing? You would think he had schlongulitus.

I really hope they don't have schlongulitus.

Schlongulitus by Quadra-Dong November 22, 2010