schlongologue 

any exchange between a man and woman via one of the social networking sites that deals mainly with the man describing his penis and the woman's witty (or not so witty) replies. Pictures may or may not be used.

My girlfriend and I had a hot schlongologue going last night.

Did you read the schlongologue between that Weiner guy and the card dealer? It was wild!!

OMG! Can you believe that Mark sent me a picture last night while we were on-line having a schlongologue? Dude! That was NOT cool!!!

schlongologue by D/K December 8, 2011

Schlongology 

The study and research of the all mighty SCHLONG! Its uses and purposes.

Chad: "Hey dude whats class do you have 4th block?
Adame: "Schlongology with Mr. Eda."

Schlongology by They call me Franny June 3, 2009

schlongalogue 

When a male or female decides it is necessary to provide a brief speech or reference to the male genitalia.

Brad provided us with a schlongalogue about the use of his Swedish made penis enlarger pump last Thursday.

schlongalogue by Anthony Bumbaco January 7, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008