schlongoloid

Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends

*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill

schlongoloid by Esseman420 January 10, 2021

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Schlongology

The study and research of the all mighty SCHLONG! Its uses and purposes.

Chad: "Hey dude whats class do you have 4th block?
Adame: "Schlongology with Mr. Eda."

Schlongology by They call me Franny June 3, 2009

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schlongoloid • Schlongolia • schlongologue • Schlongology

Schlongolia

The gay part of Mongolia.

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

Schlongolia by chuck van d December 2, 2007

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schlongologue

any exchange between a man and woman via one of the social networking sites that deals mainly with the man describing his penis and the woman's witty (or not so witty) replies. Pictures may or may not be used.

My girlfriend and I had a hot schlongologue going last night.

Did you read the schlongologue between that Weiner guy and the card dealer? It was wild!!

OMG! Can you believe that Mark sent me a picture last night while we were on-line having a schlongologue? Dude! That was NOT cool!!!

schlongologue by D/K December 8, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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