The_Fruggle_Bunny's definitions

Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

Gargongaphiffle

noun. A more sophisticated way to say ejaculate.

Greg got Gargongaphiffle all over his partner after thinking about Danny DeVito.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 29, 2021

Keiching

verb. The act of skipping school or work due to a minor illness, injury, or condition.

Greg: I hear Will's home with a cold today.
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

Sp'bort

verb. The act of Frenching someone so hard that you lick their tonsils.

Greg: I heard your girlfriend's in the hospital. What happened, dude?
Harry: I did the ol' sp'bort with her yesterday!
Greg: Poggies dude! Up top!

by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 29, 2021

Schlingott

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.

Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021

Feti

noun. The plural of fetus.

Ooh yeah. Imma slooch those feti!

by The_Fruggle_Bunny December 18, 2019

Slooch

verb. What one does to another's feti.

Ooh, bebe. Lemme slooch those feti!

by The_Fruggle_Bunny December 18, 2019