Schlingott

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.

Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021

schlongbottom

1. something you call a person, when you can't think of an insult to call them

1. Stop being such a...a...schlongbottom.

by sharelydumbdumb April 1, 2011

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

schlingth

The none of which one had

His schlingth became apparent immediately

by Brot Burger May 6, 2022

schlingter

Someone who has sexual intercourse with their grandmother often, with it being their only form of sexual release

He's upstairs with nan. He's a schlingter, you know.

by Eli Ruebenheimer October 19, 2023

Schmingot

Used to describe something that’s incredibly cool, awesome, or impressive. If something totally blows you away or stands out as exceptional, it’s schmingot.

“That concert was so schmingot; the band totally rocked the stage!”

by Beckham The Third July 29, 2024

schlaggott

A term coined to describe homosexual jschlatt viewers. Mostly used as a nickname for jschlatt himself.

Hey, Schlaggott! I can't wait to give you a room tour!

by Imposed Ventral Impalement December 17, 2024