schplino 

A slur for a man who is very immature and begs for attention yet manages to somehow have friends and a multitude of hoes, usually a highschool student. Acts very gay on occasion.

Wow, look at that schplino over there, touching his little brother again.

schplino by Bagod December 27, 2021

Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.

Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

Anal Schplinter by Aaddam August 19, 2012

schpling 

Schpling is a word used when talking about something that is good and random ,it is used by people aged roughly 12 and is popular with those of more of a grunger or skater type of person in a situationlike when you find something out which you randomly like.

yaarrggghhhh that is schpling

schpling by plodge December 26, 2004

Schplink

A word for someone who likes to get pegged.

Ethan is such a Schplink

Schplink by Nut Cannon July 4, 2021

schplinkadoo

Someone whom you miss terribly, as they are simply not around as often as needed.

ie- "I miss you terribly, schplinkadoo."

schplinkadoo by tantenoonie November 19, 2009

Schlinourmous 

Even larger than a Schliant

Joanne:He has a Schlong
Jessica: No he has a Schliant
Prostitute walking by: Trust me... he has a Schlinourmous

Schlinourmous by Joe Dirty Panties April 12, 2008

schpline 

A fart of a terrible potency, created either out of the Japseye of anal cavity. This Schpline will follow you around until you hit into someone and pass it on.

Oi Tom, you just Schplined, you dirty whore.

schpline by lighty222 February 6, 2018