Schlingo
Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.
Schlingo by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011
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schlongoloid
Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends
*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill
schlongoloid by Esseman420 January 10, 2021
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Schlingo • Schlingott • schling • Schlinger • schling schlong • Shlingo • Schmingot • schingo • schlango • schlingazi
Schlinglebobbing
Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me
Schlinglebobbing by goat23.4 November 4, 2023
Schling schlong
Schling schlong by Schlonganator January 13, 2018
schlingy
schlingy by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006
schling
schling by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021
Schlingel
Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:
1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you
1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you
Schlingel by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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