Schoopp 

Schoopp is short for stupid Or Dumb

“ Oh my god he is such a Schoopp”

Schoopp by Savion’s Brain December 7, 2019

Schoomp 

The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

Schloppy 

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady

"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

Schloppy by Ischloppedthesheriff March 3, 2020

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

schloppy boobs 

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.

Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...

schloppy boobs by YAWA July 9, 2017

Schloppi 

To make a mess of things or to be indecisive

or

To resemble a celebrity.

In World War 2, Italy could be said to be schloppi in their decision to swap sides.

Laura schloppi really looks like noel fielding.

Schloppi by AOKOAK October 31, 2009

Schnoppster

Schnoppster; A smart, short jewish businessman born in the U.S. but residing in France.

"That Schnoppster spends more time flying over the Atlantic than he does in Paris! Why his commuting has earned him Air France lifetime Platinum Elite!"

Schnoppster by The Chief Reefster January 8, 2009