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schwoppy 

When you hoping something done gets quickly, and correctly (hopefully)! Yet at the same , in the back of your mind, and in your gut, have a feeling it might not be.
I hope I get my stuff here quickly, I gave dude my money. He'd better be schwoppy!
schwoppy by Anjlanta the Governor December 20, 2023

schwoppy 

When a deal is made between two individuals, and the person who has given money to the tother for candy and/or soda pop is wanting said candy/soda pop as quickly and as safely as possible to satisfy urgent craving/need/want for their taste buds, or their thirsty throat.
Yeah, I know it won't necessarily be immediately, but please make it schwoppy if you could please. I'm dying for a Cherry cola!
schwoppy by Anjlanta the Governor February 13, 2024

schwoppy 

When you want, or are hoping for something as quickly as possible.
I let my money fly with Googuh, so he'd better be schwoppy in bringing me what I paid for.
schwoppy by Anjlanta the Governor February 21, 2024

Schwoppy 

When you've given cash/direct payment to an individual who you may, or may not know for a type of product/service and you're really hoping, wanting immediately for the product/service ASAP, but know that this might not be the case, and it'll be a long ass wait.
Hey heya Propeekuh, I'm in w/d, and am in a hurry, would you please make your coming back and meeting me here fairly schwoppy?

Schloppy 

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady
"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

schloppy boobs 

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...
schloppy boobs by YAWA July 9, 2017