schlopp

v. tr. schlopps, schlopped, schlopping

1. To strike the face of another, resulting in a mushroom tattoo.
2. A wang slap.

"He finished that bitch off with a nice schlopping."
"You're going to get schlopped like a gaymo."

by D.T February 05, 2006

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Schloppe

A term used to define the level of quality used in many modern-day American "greasy spoon" restaurants. Its a fancy way of saying "slop".

Where are you working?

I'm a schloppe cook.

by eshm October 25, 2008

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A person who has no idea what they do wrong, nor want to correct themselves for their mistake.

That guy over on the ground? He is a total schlopp.

by Sephirous April 29, 2016

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A dog found in ancient folklore claiming to come from the mythical kingdom of Schlopp.

Come here slopppppyyyyyy, schlopppppdoggggg come hereeee.

by therealmarclopez October 21, 2020

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Hey schlopps how many twinkies have you ate today.

by C. Moore. Butts. November 22, 2016

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a beverage that is acquired at a fast food joint

Juan: "You want a sip of the Schlopp Sauce?"

Uriel: "You know I like the Schlopp Sauce"

by BrothaLoaf August 16, 2016

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To aggressively consume, devour.
"Schlopping" is to eating as "gooning" is to masturbation.

I am schlopping on this meal. I can't talk right now; I'm schlopping.

by Varkinkletine November 24, 2024

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