schlöpp

The HOTTEST and MOST EPIC discord user ever.

Person 1: Omg schlöpp youre so hot!
Schlöpp: Yeah, I know.

by the real schlöpp May 9, 2020

schlopp

v. tr. schlopps, schlopped, schlopping

1. To strike the face of another, resulting in a mushroom tattoo.
2. A wang slap.

"He finished that bitch off with a nice schlopping."
"You're going to get schlopped like a gaymo."

by D.T February 5, 2006

Schlopp

A person who has no idea what they do wrong, nor want to correct themselves for their mistake.

That guy over on the ground? He is a total schlopp.

by Sephirous May 24, 2016

Schlopp

A dog found in ancient folklore claiming to come from the mythical kingdom of Schlopp.

Come here slopppppyyyyyy, schlopppppdoggggg come hereeee.

by therealmarclopez October 20, 2020

Schlopp

To aggressively consume, devour.
"Schlopping" is to eating as "gooning" is to masturbation.

I am schlopping on this meal. I can't talk right now; I'm schlopping.

by Varkinkletine November 24, 2024

Schlopp Sauce

a beverage that is acquired at a fast food joint

Juan: "You want a sip of the Schlopp Sauce?"

Uriel: "You know I like the Schlopp Sauce"

by BrothaLoaf August 16, 2016

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.

"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."

by Jammaaal September 13, 2011