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schnoppster

Schnoppster; A smart, short jewish businessman born in the U.S. but residing in France.
That international Schnoppster spends more time over the atlantic flying between deals than he does at home!
schnoppster by bmaca January 8, 2009

schnappster

a very large bottle of cheap-ass peppermint schnapps. refer to the movie "The Stoned Age" for further guidance.
we got some of the schnappster *bing*
schnappster by Pat Kulju December 16, 2003

Schnapsterbate 

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.
You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

Schnipester 

One who creeps on people to nab them.
Beware of the schnipester when you go out in the dark. He may nab you.
Schnipester by smati-mama November 6, 2010

schnappsteria 

1. of and to pertaining to the alcoholic beverage, schnapps.
"got anymore of that peppermint schnappsteria?"
schnappsteria by nathraq September 27, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026