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schnoppster

Schnoppster; A smart, short jewish businessman born in the U.S. but residing in France.
That international Schnoppster spends more time over the atlantic flying between deals than he does at home!
schnoppster by bmaca January 8, 2009

schnappster

a very large bottle of cheap-ass peppermint schnapps. refer to the movie "The Stoned Age" for further guidance.
we got some of the schnappster *bing*
schnappster by Pat Kulju December 16, 2003

Schnapsterbate 

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.
You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

Schnipester 

One who creeps on people to nab them.
Beware of the schnipester when you go out in the dark. He may nab you.
Schnipester by smati-mama November 6, 2010

schnappsteria 

1. of and to pertaining to the alcoholic beverage, schnapps.
"got anymore of that peppermint schnappsteria?"
schnappsteria by nathraq September 27, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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