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Used as either a friendly greeting, or a deragatroy greeting.
One who is shnorkish. That is:
Bumbling.
Unhumoursly Funny.
Strange.
Plain Weird.
Hey schnork, whatsup?


You shnork, why did you say that?
schnork by Blake P. September 10, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Verb used almost exclusively with dogs. Meaning to roll or rummage around joyfully, usually face first, while making happy noises, in bedding or on a couch
My dog is so funny the way he schnorks on my bed after we come in from a walk
Schnork by Bammbammy January 29, 2019
a combination of "school" and "work." first coined by a pharmacy student to describe the last year of pharmacy school, in which students pay tuition to work for free as part of their training/"learning experience."
i'll be schorking at the hospital tomorrow until 5pm.
schork by bitter pharmacy student August 24, 2011

Schnookie 

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.
"I love you so much Schnookie!"
Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009

Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.
Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!
Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010
Eating something of large quantity very quickly
Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?
Schlork by Big Lack April 23, 2019

schnörwangen 

the name of an ultra hot slaying boy bitch that knows about the finest pickles in a jar
"oh look he slays the day away, he surely is a schnörwangen"
"Have you heard of john paradise? He is honored to live at Schnörwangens"
"Do you know the biggest girl boss? It is Kirsten Schnörwangen indeed."
schnörwangen by A fine pickle jar February 9, 2023
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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