Schnorked 

The act or intention of getting some action late at night when your partner is asleep.

When Leslie got home she was really horny and came on to Jim. He was exausted and the best he could manage was to get schnorked.

Schnorked by Austin Weird August 21, 2009

Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.

Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!

Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

schnorer 

Someone that always shows up just in time for a free meal.

See the movie "Animal Crackers" by the Marx Brothers... 'Hurray for Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer'

schnorer by Victor C. May 27, 2005

Schnorer 

Actually spelled Schnorrer or shnorrer and is a Yiddish term meaning "beggar" or "sponger".1 The word Schnorrer also occurs in German to describe a person who frequently asks for little things, like cigarettes or little sums of money, without offering a return, and has thus come to mean freeloader. The English usage of the word denotes a sly chiseler who will get money out of another any way he can, often through an air of entitlement.

Mike is such a schnorer , always bumming a cigarette . I have yet to get one in return

Schnorer by DaSnake January 19, 2013

schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

schwarked by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

schnokered 

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

schnokered by JerryRocks September 23, 2005