schnorkus

someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.

He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.

schnorkus by von strudelburg August 27, 2013

Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.

Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!

Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010

schnookums

A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.

My chihuahua Fluffy is the sweetest schnookums in the world.

schnookums by anonymooseeh November 11, 2008

Schnookum 

A person or object that is incredibly cute or adorable.

Hey schnookum, you look so cute I could just eat you up.

Schnookum by LeHommardDuMaine September 11, 2011

shnorcus 

A sweaty human who is also a pork. But their name should be chorky and they’re also a doofus.

i cant believe Jaylen is such a shnorcus

shnorcus by shnorcus March 10, 2019

Schnookums

A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad.

That's all it is...

Charlotte is such a schnookums! That's all she is!

Schnookums by And September 20, 2003

schnookumquat 

A person who is particularly endearing.
Particularly used for great emphasis when a hard-hearted individual reveals a softer, more emotional side to their character.

Etymology. Schnookum: a person or object that is adorable. Kumquat: a citrus fruit that combines sweet, salty, and sour flavours in unusual components.

Susie: Did you see James mourn the loss of Juliet?
Stephanie: Yes! He's usually so cold, but he's such a schnookumquat now!

schnookumquat by couldevercontain February 10, 2010