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schork

a combination of "school" and "work." first coined by a pharmacy student to describe the last year of pharmacy school, in which students pay tuition to work for free as part of their training/"learning experience."
i'll be schorking at the hospital tomorrow until 5pm.
by bitter pharmacy student August 24, 2011
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Schork

When someone screws you out of money
He didn’t pay you back?
Nope, he schorked me.
by AdamPassenger February 24, 2021
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schork

schork = "fork from school"
Mum: You forgot your fork today
Kid: It's ok i got a schork
by Albert SelfEsteem November 8, 2009
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Schorn

A mixture of corn and shit that one would eat in order to have sex with a hot chick .
I would eat the Schorn out of her ass just to get next to her asshole and I don't even like corn!
by will bitten December 27, 2016
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Schort

The word schort is a variant of the word schlong only where schlong describes a penis that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny penis.
Luke: Hey Dave
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then
by cptchopper79 October 26, 2010
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Schnorkel

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.
Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!
by gingerrae March 29, 2010
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Schorny

Sarah: What are you doing right now?
Alex: I'm totally schorny let's netflix and chill later!
by DELB January 31, 2018
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