shnork

To laugh so hard you suck in air through your nose and mouth making sounds that usually come from the other end.

That last joke made me shnork so loud the guy sitting next to me thought I crapped my pants.

shnork by Jo Madre July 8, 2010

shnork

Rather like a schmuck and a dork in one. The kind of person who will foul themself, and, with a spreading stain and at the center of a malodorous plasma, blame the dog.

That Bin Laden is such a shnork, he flunked self-demolition.

shnork by Juan Freeman May 8, 2005

shnork

When a guy ditches his male friends to go meet a chick and get nothing out of it.

When a guy pretends to be the Alpha male but is really whipped by his girlfriend.

When a guy is more feminine than his girlfriend and states all kind of lovey dovey Shit.

A cool exit from the passenger seat of a white intergra full of red stickers

I was suppose to meet up with Rick last night but he pulled a shnork on me!
Eric might want us to believe that he's tough with his gf, but we knwo he's another shnork.
you have to shnork in public
Yo? you saw the way he shnorked out of the car

shnork by Aims January 20, 2006

snorked 

past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.

Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.

snorked by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022

Snorking 

Synonym for kissing / making out

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"

Snorking by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

Shtork

A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.

I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!

Shtork by Phuqit November 11, 2006

shnorginhimer 

a word used to replace a word that you don't know/doesn't exist.

you are smart as a euhhhhhh, shnorginhimer

shnorginhimer by shorginhimer February 23, 2018