Schmupset

Schmupset is feeling slighted, insulted and disadvantaged by someone else being admired, or someone else being happy

Schmupset that my ex has moved on and has a nice new partner who adores him

by Madkeensurfer July 1, 2022

Schumpeter

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.

Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.

by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010

Schmustle

The act of a group of friends getting into bed together to cuddle. After a heavy night of drinking or doing drugs, a schmustle is often formed to offer support and comfort to friends. A schmustle is completely platonic and is nothing more than friends being there for eachother in times of need.

person 1: aw man I did way too much molly last night

person 2: me too, let's go schmustle for the whole day

person 3: a schmustle would be amazing rn

by jax1993 June 12, 2018

Schnuppet

A term of affection for a loved one

I love you Brentwoof....you're my schnuppet

by SnarfieSchnups February 15, 2019

Schmuper

Used to describe the supreme form of everything that can be described. Nothing can beat or even come close to the likeness of the described word.

John: I bet my humongadagongous brain is bigger than yours.

Anne: Nope. Mine’s super duper schmuper big.

John: I can’t beat that. You win.

by Bahaha Boi October 10, 2020

Shmuppet

Do it be cool kind of guy. The sort of person who goes to an art gallery just to be cool (and has no interest or understanding).

He's a shmuppet!

What a shmuppet!

Ben - John - Lester

You're a shmuppet!

by Ben - John - Lester December 10, 2008

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015