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Schumpeter 

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.
Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.
Schumpeter by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010
The act of a group of friends getting into bed together to cuddle. After a heavy night of drinking or doing drugs, a schmustle is often formed to offer support and comfort to friends. A schmustle is completely platonic and is nothing more than friends being there for eachother in times of need.
person 1: aw man I did way too much molly last night

person 2: me too, let's go schmustle for the whole day

person 3: a schmustle would be amazing rn
Schmustle by jax1993 June 12, 2018

Schnuppet 

I love you Brentwoof....you're my schnuppet
Schnuppet by SnarfieSchnups February 15, 2019

Schmuper 

Used to describe the supreme form of everything that can be described. Nothing can beat or even come close to the likeness of the described word.
John: I bet my humongadagongous brain is bigger than yours.

Anne: Nope. Mine’s super duper schmuper big.

John: I can’t beat that. You win.
Schmuper by Bahaha Boi October 10, 2020

Shmuppet 

Do it be cool kind of guy. The sort of person who goes to an art gallery just to be cool (and has no interest or understanding).
He's a shmuppet!

What a shmuppet!

Ben - John - Lester

You're a shmuppet!
Shmuppet by Ben - John - Lester December 10, 2008

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.
On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
schmucket list by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015