schmupdate 

A promised long announced update making everybody squirm and dwell in hope and anticipation for it. But it never happens when it's to be expected thus it comes with a taste of mud and schizophrenic chat behavior leaving people in despair, hence schmupdate.

Tomorrow gonna be an epic schmupdate.
reply: Can't wait to see all the records finally get added.
next day: never happend -.-

schmupdate by Seclu August 5, 2022

schmuckatelli 

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.

every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

schmuckatelli 

An Italian schmuck.

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!

schmuckatelli by Smurphalicious May 17, 2019

schmuckatelli 

1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass

2. a slang term of endeerment between friends

1. mom i didnt mean to be such a schmuckatelli

2. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy schmuckatelli how are ya

schmuckatelli by pre-wrap December 17, 2008

Joe Schmuckatelli 

Italian Phrase for a guy who curses out his mechanic and then insults him by not saving his number

This guys a real Joe Schmuckatelli

Joe Schmuckatelli by Joey ceee August 8, 2019

schmuckatelli 

Steven Cooper

Steven Cooper is a schmuckatelli!

schmuckatelli by hgykm October 5, 2018

Scrumpdate

A specific date/time where a team meets to discuss any updates on the newest sprint team or recent developments.

Hey, Pete is going to join our scrumpdate later today.

Scrumpdate by Notactuallyahumanatall May 20, 2020