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schmuber 

The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.
I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab
schmuber by 3merlin3 October 12, 2017

Schumper 

A shirt that's stitched into a jumper.
Have you seen Dave? That cunts definitely wearing a schumper.

schuper-schweetly 

How you ask for something if you want maximum chances of your prospective provider's feeling like accommodating you. Be a "schweetheart" and do this every time you request a favor from anyone.
A friend was plowing out the neighbor's driveway across the road from me, so I slogged over and asked him schuper-schweetly if afterwards he would please also do a single quick "sweep-through" of the road-shoulder by my mailbox to remove just enough of the deep snow-drift that the mail-carrier could reach the box (I'd installed an auxiliary extension-mailbox for the winter, so his plow could just pass right underneath the box). He readily agreed, and I thanked him warmly; it sure beat having to pay big bucks for a plow-truck to make a special trip up here and push the snow away from my box just so that I could receive my weekly junk mail!
schuper-schweetly by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Schnupernikus 

Schnupernikus is a the noun for "schnuppern" (german) which translates to:
to sniff. This word only ocurs in Hamburg.
It ist used like:

"Ey ich mache Schnupernikus an deiner Anülye"
Schnupernikus by PZVNK20 June 17, 2022
schmupper - has a lot of opinions about shmups that they've not played, believe to be rare & therefore great or have never seen beyond stage 2 without credit feeding
Ikaruga is all-time greatest shmup ever.
Shut up schmupper.
Schmupper by Umizugi June 20, 2022

schmupey 

Barbie in Swan Lake, like the band Disclosure and vril trapstar edits, is a certified schmupey.
schmupey by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024