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schmuber 

The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.
I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab
schmuber by 3merlin3 October 12, 2017

Schumper 

A shirt that's stitched into a jumper.
Have you seen Dave? That cunts definitely wearing a schumper.

schuper-schweetly 

How you ask for something if you want maximum chances of your prospective provider's feeling like accommodating you. Be a "schweetheart" and do this every time you request a favor from anyone.
A friend was plowing out the neighbor's driveway across the road from me, so I slogged over and asked him schuper-schweetly if afterwards he would please also do a single quick "sweep-through" of the road-shoulder by my mailbox to remove just enough of the deep snow-drift that the mail-carrier could reach the box (I'd installed an auxiliary extension-mailbox for the winter, so his plow could just pass right underneath the box). He readily agreed, and I thanked him warmly; it sure beat having to pay big bucks for a plow-truck to make a special trip up here and push the snow away from my box just so that I could receive my weekly junk mail!
schuper-schweetly by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Schnupernikus 

Schnupernikus is a the noun for "schnuppern" (german) which translates to:
to sniff. This word only ocurs in Hamburg.
It ist used like:

"Ey ich mache Schnupernikus an deiner Anülye"
Schnupernikus by PZVNK20 June 17, 2022
schmupper - has a lot of opinions about shmups that they've not played, believe to be rare & therefore great or have never seen beyond stage 2 without credit feeding
Ikaruga is all-time greatest shmup ever.
Shut up schmupper.
Schmupper by Umizugi June 20, 2022

schmupey 

Classic, OG, nostalgic, or a vibe.
Barbie in Swan Lake, like the band Disclosure and vril trapstar edits, is a certified schmupey.
schmupey by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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