Schmuppet 

Anyone who believes in Peter Schiff’s investment thesis, and thinks they will profit from it. Also, anyone who believe’s that Peter Schiff’s investment ideas (such as investing in Gold and Silver, or buying mining companies, or buying non-US companies) will make them “crash proof” in the event of an economic collapse or bear market.

The Schmuppets think that Gold will bottom out any day now! The Schmuppets got their heads handed to them in 2008 when Schiff’s picks underperformed the Dow itself!

Schmuppet by no_pullbacks June 26, 2018

Schumpeter 

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.

Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.

Schumpeter by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010

smuppet

A puppet with a long and oddly suggestively shaped nose, as well as a rather impudent and jutting plush rump. May be a portmanteu of smut and puppet.

Dave's Bro has an entire website dedicated to smuppets and their plush rumps.

smuppet by inkwellDried September 11, 2011

Schmuppin 

Female who is fairly easy. They vary from good-looking to haggard and tend to be around more than most prefer. Hooking up with a schmuppin usually occurs when a male is inebriated.

That schmuppin got drunk in my room and puked all over my shit.

Schmuppin by Young Breezy featuring Iron Fist January 20, 2008

Schmupp 

Short for Schmuppin. See Schmuppin.

I blacked out and accidentally got some schmupp last night. Then I pushed her down some goddamn steps.

Schmupp by Young Breezy featuring Iron Fist January 20, 2008

schmurpht 

The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.

"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"

"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"

schmurpht by RyanMeht May 13, 2006

schtuppengeld

Schtuppengeld (noun), to have schtuppengeld; the satisfaction or pleasure felt at spending a lot on an item or activity.
Origin:
2009, equiv to "Schtuppen" fuck + "Geld" money

"I just bought a new Lexus!"

"Your schtuppengeld is showing, man."

schtuppengeld by eain January 7, 2010