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Shmuppet 

Do it be cool kind of guy. The sort of person who goes to an art gallery just to be cool (and has no interest or understanding).
He's a shmuppet!

What a shmuppet!

Ben - John - Lester

You're a shmuppet!
Shmuppet by Ben - John - Lester December 10, 2008
Words you can keep
A puppet with a long and oddly suggestively shaped nose, as well as a rather impudent and jutting plush rump. May be a portmanteu of smut and puppet.
Dave's Bro has an entire website dedicated to smuppets and their plush rumps.
smuppet by inkwellDried September 11, 2011
Related Words

.shuppet 

Shuppet is a very very very sweet mutual of mine and deserve appreciation
.shuppet by Fuzboo September 4, 2021

Sock Shuppet 

A Discord user who is part of Fallen Lucario's server (and probably many others). This rare species of ghost is the definition of AIDS according to Ghost Shader (a fellow member).

Go give this lonely dude a message @Sock Puppet#2259
Have you seen Sock Shuppet recently?
Nah, I heard he had his phone/laptop taken away.
God damnit.
Sock Shuppet by Gundham Tanaka October 20, 2017

Schmuppet 

Anyone who believes in Peter Schiff’s investment thesis, and thinks they will profit from it. Also, anyone who believe’s that Peter Schiff’s investment ideas (such as investing in Gold and Silver, or buying mining companies, or buying non-US companies) will make them “crash proof” in the event of an economic collapse or bear market.
The Schmuppets think that Gold will bottom out any day now! The Schmuppets got their heads handed to them in 2008 when Schiff’s picks underperformed the Dow itself!
Schmuppet by no_pullbacks June 26, 2018
someone who you want to cuddle with
"wow look at that dog. it is a total smuppet"
smuppet by chinchilla123 May 27, 2009
Shtuppet is a combination of the word shtup and puppet
Derived from shtup which means to nudge,fuck or annoy and puppet which means "a person whose actions are manipulated by another"

Essentially an annoying plebeian that one enjoys antagonising.
Ad-man is a fucking shtuppet, I'm looking forward to trolling him next time.
shtuppet by Bento180 April 17, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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