Schmuckette 

A person that always takes your pens or pencils

Can you stop being a schmuckette and give me back my pencil?

Schmuckette by Oxen December 14, 2022

schmuckatelli 

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.

every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

Schmuckered 

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

Schmuckered by TheZippo November 8, 2019

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

schmucket list by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

Schmuckerberg 

Someone who doesn't have any friends, so they buy followers, friends and likes on social media sites such as Facebook.

John Doe has 17,532 followers despite seemingly inept at human communication. Yeah he's definitely a Schmuckerberg - bit of a lettuce

Schmuckerberg by 05mark16 October 27, 2022

schmuckatelli 

An Italian schmuck.

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!

schmuckatelli by Smurphalicious May 17, 2019

schmuckatelli 

1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass

2. a slang term of endeerment between friends

1. mom i didnt mean to be such a schmuckatelli

2. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy schmuckatelli how are ya

schmuckatelli by pre-wrap December 17, 2008