Schmobster
"Pile in the schmobster brusk, we finna smoke a fat gorilla finger blunt and tap in with the boys in the bay"
Schmobster by magu530 October 9, 2022
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Schoolsterbation
When you get bored in class so you start shoving pencils, erasers, paper, desks, and other students up your butthole.
Schoolsterbation by We can start at the penis October 31, 2013
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Schmobster • schmonster • Schlobster • schmooter • shrobster • Schlonster • schlostered • Schmasterbation • schmasternate • Schmeaster
Schmotter
An extremely friendly person willing to engage in conversation with anyone they meet; Disarmingly simplistic and sincere, showing genuine interest in what other people have to say; Easily accepted by most;
Having a contagious zest for life and a bright smile.
Often using terms such as; Bro, Broski, Brother.
Having a contagious zest for life and a bright smile.
Often using terms such as; Bro, Broski, Brother.
"That guy didn't know anyone but he sure was the Schmotter of the party"
"Of course I got the job. I was totally Schmotter!"
"Of course I got the job. I was totally Schmotter!"
Schmotter by Dellaliscious February 4, 2010
schmonster
Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.
I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.
I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.
Your mom ate my schmonster.
I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.
Your mom ate my schmonster.
schmonster by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007
Schmobliterated
This is a hybrid word meaning the greatest extent to which a person can be intoxicated. It comes from the words "hammered" "obliterated" and "shwasted."
"Dude last night you were schmobliterated! I had to carry your ass back and you kept calling me 'waffles'"
Schmobliterated by Raychill3 October 16, 2009
Schmasterbation
"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."
"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."
"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."
"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."
"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."
Schmasterbation by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011
schmonster
schmonster by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011
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