The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

Happy Girthday by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

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Garthed

To steal/take something without permission

Origin: taken from an abbreviated term for a dodgy estate in Kendal; Hallgarth - The Garth)

"Get garthed son"

"Sick mate, someone's left a bike here! That's getting garthed!"

Garthed by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

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Girther

A person who believe's Trump's reported weight is a conspiracy.

Bro, come back to planet earth, don't be a girther.

Girther by suchiekins January 17, 2018

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Girther

Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government

Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?

Girther by Lewdster May 3, 2018

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Girthday

Similar to a birthday, except instead of celebrating the day a man was born, he celebrates the day in which his penis reached its maximum girth.

Hey ladies!! Today is my girthday, and i was hoping you'd celebrate with me by letting me go deep inside! Whaddaya say?

Girthday by MikeyB1980 January 16, 2014

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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