Girthed 

To get verbally abused or to get your asshole rearranged by a BBC

Damn bro you got Girthed.

Did you hear about Becky she got absolutely girthed last night

Girthed by Robosniper19 July 27, 2023

girthed it down 

When deep throating and/or sucking big penis.

Hell yeah girl, I girthed it down last night but I did not swalllow.

girthed it down by greendavison0811 August 20, 2011

Happy Girthday 

The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

Happy Girthday by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Garthed

To steal/take something without permission

Origin: taken from an abbreviated term for a dodgy estate in Kendal; Hallgarth - The Garth)

"Get garthed son"

"Sick mate, someone's left a bike here! That's getting garthed!"

Garthed by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

Girther 

A person who believe's Trump's reported weight is a conspiracy.

Bro, come back to planet earth, don't be a girther.

Girther by suchiekins January 17, 2018

Girther 

Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government

Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?

Girther by Lewdster May 3, 2018

Girthday 

Similar to a birthday, except instead of celebrating the day a man was born, he celebrates the day in which his penis reached its maximum girth.

Hey ladies!! Today is my girthday, and i was hoping you'd celebrate with me by letting me go deep inside! Whaddaya say?

Girthday by MikeyB1980 January 16, 2014