Schlonster

A cock that is an absolute monster. Much larger than a schledium or a schlong) and with great girth.

Girl 1: So how was your date night?

Girl 2: I almost ended up in a wheel chair, turns out that old made has an absolute Schlonster

by Wados18 May 8, 2020

Schlonger

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009

Schoolsterbation

When you get bored in class so you start shoving pencils, erasers, paper, desks, and other students up your butthole.

Kid:"I was so bored that i decided to perform schoolsterbation and shoved Jimmy up my ass."

by We can start at the penis October 31, 2013

Schlinger Schlonger

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

shlopster

to shlopster, to steal from someone.

dude you gotta be careful going into that part of town. my cousin got shlopstered there once.

by frederick larson March 16, 2023

schlongerdongadingdong

a rather large penis that smells slightly of fish.

he had a bit of a schlongerdongadingdong.

by harry trewhitt February 2, 2007

schmonster

Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.

I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.

I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.

Your mom ate my schmonster.

by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007