shrobster

Shrobster is a animal that lives in the ocean that is a mixture of a shrimp and a lobster.

“and this is a shrobster. it’s a very rare animal.”

by smackmommy January 3, 2018

shrobster

half shrimp half lobster

is that a shrobster?!

by smackmommy April 21, 2018

Shroasted

A combination of 'Shreked' and 'Roasted', therefore creating 'Shroasted'. Can be used in situations both of root words are appropriate.

Timmy: "2+3= 23"
Teacher: "No it's not, you moron! 2+3=5!"
Steve: "Shroasted!"

by 666satanislife666 November 12, 2014

Throbster

An erect penis, usually used to denote an extremely full and throbbing stiffy

Kevin: check out my throbster
Jack: man, that shit's really pumpin'

by Chudley Dudgeons September 7, 2011

Red Slobster

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.

Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.

by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009

slobster

n.

1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.

1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.

by andersonvillain November 11, 2009

shlopster

to shlopster, to steal from someone.

dude you gotta be careful going into that part of town. my cousin got shlopstered there once.

by frederick larson March 16, 2023