Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.
Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.
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That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!
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The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.
Ex.1
50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!
Ex. 2
Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!
Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.
Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!
Ex. 2
Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!
Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.
Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
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1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.
1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.
1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.
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Hubert: Sup
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